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"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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anniedraws:

Morello discovers shoujo. 
Quick, silly comic because I think it would be super cute if Lorna and Daya were bffs. B-because they both like romance and have cross necklaces and-and they’re both warm, but Daya is quiet and Lorna is talkative so they’re a good balance and I just want them to like make a West Side Story manga together and exchange lip cosmetics or something :{  

anniedraws:

Morello discovers shoujo. 

Quick, silly comic because I think it would be super cute if Lorna and Daya were bffs. B-because they both like romance and have cross necklaces and-and they’re both warm, but Daya is quiet and Lorna is talkative so they’re a good balance and I just want them to like make a West Side Story manga together and exchange lip cosmetics or something :{  

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Six simple rituals:

1. Drink a glass of water when you wake up. Your body loses water while you sleep, so you’re naturally dehydrated in the morning. A glass of water when you wake helps start your day fresh.

2. Define your top 3. Every morning ask yourself, “What are the top three most important tasks that I will complete today?” Prioritizes your day accordingly and don’t sleep until the Top 3 are complete.

3. The 50/10 Rule. Solo-task and do more faster by working in 50/10 increments. Use a timer to work for 50 minutes on only one important task with 10 minute breaks in between. Spend your 10 minutes getting away from your desk, going outside, calling friends, meditating, or grabbing a glass of water.

4. Move and sweat daily. Regular movement keeps us healthy and alert. It boosts energy and mood, and relieves stress.

5. Express gratitude. Gratitude fosters happiness. Each morning, think of at least five things you’re thankful for. In times of stress, pause and reflect on these things.

6. Reflect daily. Bring closure to your day through 10 minutes of reflection. Asks yourself, “What went well?” and “What needs improvement?”

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markwilson12:

Jack Sholder wasn’t going to be a director. In fact, he wasn’t going to be in film at all, he was going to be a professionally trained trumpet player. I have never heard Mr. Sholder play his music, I am sure he’s great, but I am happy as hell he decided to pick up a camera. In addition to THE HIDDEN, he made one of the best horror films of the 80′s ALONE IN THE DARK, directed the first NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET sequel, and cut some of the earliest trailers for New Line Cinema including THE STREET FIGHTER films starring Sonny Chiba.

FEATURED FILMMAKER CHAPTER 10: JACK SHOLDER - Daily Grindhouse – Tough films for the rough crowd

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"He sees something he wants, he steals it. If something gets in his way, he kills it. And right now, he’s hiding out in your city."

The Hidden (1987)

Directed by Jack Sholder

Cinematography by Jacques Haitkin

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In Hollywood, more often than not, they’re making more kind of traditional films, stories that are understood by people. And the entire story is understood. And they become worried if even for one small moment something happens that is not understood by everyone. But what’s so fantastic is to get down into areas where things are abstract and where things are felt, or understood in an intuitive way that, you can’t, you know, put a microphone to somebody at the theatre and say ‘Did you understand that?’ but they come out with a strange, fantastic feeling and they can carry that, and it opens some little door or something that’s magical and that’s the power that film has. -David Lynch

In Hollywood, more often than not, they’re making more kind of traditional films, stories that are understood by people. And the entire story is understood. And they become worried if even for one small moment something happens that is not understood by everyone. But what’s so fantastic is to get down into areas where things are abstract and where things are felt, or understood in an intuitive way that, you can’t, you know, put a microphone to somebody at the theatre and say ‘Did you understand that?’ but they come out with a strange, fantastic feeling and they can carry that, and it opens some little door or something that’s magical and that’s the power that film has. -David Lynch

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medievalengravings:

"This is Leviathan" bibical text. France 1277 - 86.

medievalengravings:

"This is Leviathan" bibical text. France 1277 - 86.

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